Shit Lips

A jive talk'n person who continuously talks crap and has to over compensate for there severe lack of personality by constantly streaming verbal bullshit to all those they meet, this person has "Shit Lips"
"My boss told me i was going to get a raise and promotion this year" This guy has total "Shit Lips"
by Richard Rogers March 22, 2008
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expensive shit

when U eat sometin good, delicious, expensive even shit. F U like it and yo wanna keep it as long as possible N ur ass.
you have to call it expensive shit.
knocking da bathroom door
me: WTF who knockin da fuckin door
my gf: yo nigga dats me
me:wat up wid ya?
her: wat cha doin?
me:I throwin my expensive shit
I throwin down $270.59 N da toilet
she said: ga da fuck uraher, yo throwin muh money dat I paid 4 da dinna mothafuckah
by gangsta niggaz January 19, 2011
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absolute shit

When something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.
Guy 1: Did you see that Google is now trying to integrate the disgusting Google+ with YouTube?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.
by TheWordMan December 01, 2013
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Shit rammed

Consuming a volume of alcohol equal to or greater than the volume of one's body; intoxication to the point of blacking out or regurgitation; It is a normal and voluntary process unlike the complex vomiting reflex in response to toxins.
Last night I got shit rammed and got all up in the ugliest girl's monkey that I've ever seen in my entire life.
by CaseyBiggs October 26, 2006
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ate shit

when someone hits something with great force.
that kid fell of his skateboard, and ate shit
by r buss February 18, 2008
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shit you not

A reply to shit too affirming the truth in one's challenged statement.
by aiken October 22, 2002
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shit smear

usually left behind when a terd is left on the floor and is slid on like a bannana peel.
The shit smear left by Mike's foot is about two meters long.
by nap July 29, 2004
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