red noodle

A red noodle results from a man having sex with a woman during menstruation. Upon withdrawal of the penile shaft from the menstruating vaginal sheath, the penis is covered with menstrual blood giving it its red color.

Man! I boned that chick hard last night. But the bitch didn't tell me Aunt Flo was visiting! When I pulled out, I had myself a bonifide red noodle! It was an abomination I tell ya!

by Johnny Blowewad October 21, 2007

red pacheta

the color a penis gets after being whacked on a continuous basis.

Luz's red pacheta was oozing with a nasty puss after fucking that skank ho

by mark March 7, 2003

Red sauce

Used by ill educated country people in Ireland instead of tomato ketchup

I love rubbing red sauce on me cattle

by ...O... July 1, 2018

Red nose

The act of eating a girl out while she is on her period

Look he just got Red nosed

by Alien3 February 6, 2017

red dawn

A blatant anti-Commie propaganda movie from 1984 in which the reds launch world war three.

Person1: you know, i just watched Red Dawn. Let's go hail Joe McCarthy.
Person2: Kk.

by Atog April 30, 2005

red five

(noun) A vessel of chief importance, especially for a key purpose.

"Red five" was Luke Skywalker's vehicle during the final Death Star scene in Star Wars.

Modern:

"Hey baby, my red five's parked out back, if you want to take a ride."

"Vegetables are the red five for delivering valuable enzyemes and essential nutrients into your body."


Historic:

"Red Five standing by."

"This is Red Five. I'm going in!"

by jdallman August 17, 2003

Red Eye

Bloodshot eyes as a result of smoking weed. Something to do with THC doing something with your blood vessels in your eyes or something, I can't remember properly because I was stoned when I read it. But yeah, when you smoke weed your eyes normally go red, this is red eye.

DUUUUDE! YOU'VE GOT EPIC RED EYE!!!

That bitch got stoned last night, you should have seen his red eye! He was like Darth Maul or some sh*t!

by Captain Hempstein January 4, 2011