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Deep Purple

A band that made a song called smokey watery UwU and also fireball because yes I like it sort of you should listen
Did you know deep purple wrote smoke on the watere
by Ak47_22/09/22 August 20, 2022
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Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.
Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020
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Purple Pill

Purple pill is when you kind of have blue pill goals, for example, you want to have children, you want to have a long-term relationship, but you stay red-pilled inside of that.

Most people get into the purple-pill part of their lives when they've gone through enough experiences in both spheres and have a broader perspective regarding life in general.
Jack: Hey man, you're on self-improvement?
Matt: No.
Jack: What about you Adonis?
Adonis: Yes.
Jack: So you're red-pilled like me?
Adonis: No, even though I assert Dominance and Leadership, I still aspire to be a great father and have a lovely wife. Purple Pill is the way.
Jack: OK, but I won't try to comprehend what you actually mean right now, until I have gone through enough stupid BS and unfulfilling experiences, then perhaps after 15 years I'll get what you mean after all.
by TheB1tchSlayer7 February 15, 2024
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Purple Flag

Something that’s both the biggest red flag while being simultaneously the biggest green flag- depends on the persons perspective
A: “Dude my music taste is such a purple flag- I like the most saddening emo music but it’s also so good”
B: Lmao yeah it’s seriously the biggest red flag but honestly it’s so good it makes it green
A: That’s what I’m saying!!! I promise I’m not problematic.
by Starboy02 September 26, 2023
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Purple Salamander

It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.
Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!

Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?

Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
by Billhaha September 9, 2012
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purple

The feeling pre-pebuscent 13 year old nerds would use to describe when they watch how i met your mother on cable tv, and watch free erotica on this site.
Person 1: BRO, you know Julie?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.
by ShutUpBob August 8, 2019
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