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fake post 

A message left on a message board or personal Note to oneself for the purpose of stroking one's own ego in a susie like manner.
Don't take that crap seriously man! It's just a fake post some susie is using to foist their delusions on other people.
fake post by Dakhoth™ July 24, 2010

Chain Post 

A fucking retarded post made by idiots on Facebook and MySpace that attempts to scare 9 year old kids into reposting some bogus, made-up, story about some tragedy and if they don't something bad will happen. These stories are 100% FAKE, as I have ignored them plenty and I am still alive and perfectly healthy. If these chain posts were real, I'd have died 5 years ago, and the world population would have seen a sharp decrease due to the amount of smart people ignoring these stupid posts every day. Seeing as the population has not been dropping as of late... it's fake. Case closed.
I don't even want to give an example of this shit. Chances, are, if you looked up this definition then you already know what a chain post is anyway.
Chain Post by Chain_posts_are_FAKE October 21, 2012

pixie post 

a strange german concoction most oftenly seen in large t-shirts, old fashioned cardigans and pixie boots. prefered method of transport is a pink bicycle. maybe her n mikey d shud form a club. i will slash her tyres!!!
pixie post, pixie post, her sense of fashion is so lost, but nonetheless we luv her so, that crazy old german hoe!

Mile Post Club 

Getting it while on a train. The railroad version of the Mile High Club. Taken from the term "mile post," the railroad equivalent of highway mile markers. Applies to intercity and commuter trains (Amtrak, Metra, Metro North, etc.).
1. I joined the milepost club on the Amtrak train to New York last night.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.

This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term
This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

Emily Post

The woman who literally wrote the book on etiquette. Also used as an antonym for anyone who has bad manners or doesn't care about manners.
You don't seem like the Emily Post type, so I'll go ahead and tell you the dirty joke.
Emily Post by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006