two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Smoke grenade

Sit on her face and fart while she is sucking your balls

I just smoke grenaded your mom Aaron

by {ttv}361yungdan1375 March 1, 2021

Smokes

A slang word for a cigarette.

Man 1: Did you get the smokes?
Man 2: Ofc! who do you think I am?
Man 1: Niiiice!

by RetardedGenius420 March 3, 2021

The snake will smoke

That's when you know something bad is going to happen if you do something.

If you try to cheat on the exam, the snake will smoke

by Deluna_Projects March 12, 2021

Smoking Governer

A term smoking weed or crack

Do you see that guy over there?

Yea hes been smoking governer.

by TheyIuvmar March 16, 2021

smoke pies

A group of ladies bumholes in a sexual gathering which is smoked by a raging phallus of great length and width..

Jesus ladies you’ve got a smoke pies, your bullet holes are wide and open now...

by Sutty9 March 16, 2021

Smoke

Drama usually, but possibly worse.

Percy- You want smoke til I show up at your doorstep with it.
Other guy- Well Percy, if you're going to bring a bunch of supplies I'm not going to buy with you again, why show up at all?

by Solid Mantis March 19, 2021