Hand Shanty

When a women pleasures a man by stroking his rager.

Look at that heffer over there eating that snatchburger I bet she gives a good hand shanty.

by MG Boys November 21, 2004

slap hands

The act saying no, then slapping the knuckle side of your left hand, with the palm of your right hand. It's a sign that really expresses how wrong the other person is in a conversation, or any other way that "no" needs to be heavily expressed. Can also be used instead of saying, "no, never again". Can be expressed as an acromyn over chat, with "sh, no" or just "sh".

Tom: Lets go watch Zoombafoo!
Andrey: No, -slap hands-.

by Andrey T. January 10, 2007

Hand job

haven someone choke the chicken......i choke the chicken every god damn night!! yea mutha trucker now what!

muhahahahaha

by foolshatewisdom August 2, 2003

left handed

Left handed is old school terminology for homosexuality.

Elton John is left handed.

by Ronnie R January 13, 2008

hand sanitizer

Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.

After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.

by Joefus' Roommate October 26, 2008

Hand Jive

Something a Matthew Amer does with furious vigour when speaking to Lee Latchford-Evans from STEPS. Also applies to John Barrowman and, in certain lights, Mike Read.

Matthew Amer caught up for a chat with Lee over a quick hand jive.

by Tom Bowtell March 19, 2003

get these hands

Something a typical "toughest PUSSY in the room" thug wannabe says before beating up a woman stupid enough to be with him, or getting his worthless illiterate ass beaten to a pulp by any normal adult male.

Necktat shitbag: "bitch you think you better than me just cuz you can read? You bout ta get these hands bi-"

(Necktat shitbag is suddenly unconscious)

by Ham bone McSteve May 19, 2015