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Kevin

Kevin is hot and handsome. He won’t beg for a woman’s affection because he knows he’s handsome.

He is an outgoing man and knows how to cook.

Kevin is a quiet guy but once he gets to know you, you won’t stop laughing. There is never a dull moment when Kevin is around. He has beautiful eyes which will make you want to have babies with him. He loves a woman with a big nyash.
I’m keeping Kevin.

Kevin enjoys eating pineapples .

I like it when Kevin eats my pineapple.
by Mapaseka November 23, 2021
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Kevin

Something gay, used in a sentence or as a gay thing.
1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do

1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
by Cuntacuss June 11, 2022
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Kevin G.O

A really popular freshman (at this time) at school who could drop a pencil and suddenly there’s a religion based on it.
by Moonwolfstar February 18, 2018
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Kevin

A Kevin is a one-of-a-kind individual. Funny and relaxed, they can bring a sense of calm to an infuriating session. They often enjoy long workout sessions where they watch the other person do all of the work and even take great pleasure in the physical torture of the person doing the workout. Kevins understand that this fact is rarely missed by the person doing the working out, and Kevins tolerate items being thrown at them in protest, they are very giving like that.

Kevins are witty and fun, often providing the best banter and comebacks, can keep you laughing forever!! Kevins also enjoy it when people are stuck in the classroom and unable to leave with long drives home: Kevins can provide plenty of jokes and heat to any situation.

Kevins are PROS when it comes to handling stubborn, willful people! Rarely surprised and unmoved by any display of obstinance (probably because he enjoys tormenting so much), you can trust your stubbornness to a Kevin, guaranteed!

Despite a head-turning ability, Kevins always remain humble. Always imitated, never duplicated...never miss an opportunity to get to know a Kevin.
by what is a ? May 25, 2022
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Kevin

A man with a medium sized wiener. Not tiny , but definitely not big. Nothing too impressive, but in most scenarios, it can get the job done.
“I heard you hooked up with Kevin, how was it?”

“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”
by ShartSimpsonJr November 23, 2021
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Kevin Maretz

not a hip thrusting movement. However, a "kevin maretz" is a synonym for a gaping vagina.
I was with this chick last night and she had a kevin maretz
by macaque.is.hairy October 5, 2008
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Kevin

Kevin is an amazing person that lights up the room. He brings joy to whomever he meets. A true definition of delightful.Kevin is the type of friend who you could ask anything and he will be up for it.
Keep a Kevin close to you , you will not regret it. They are also known to be Tall and Handsome
Kevin want to go get drunk and catch some snails?
Kevin: "sure let's go"
by Aitdefinitleywasntme September 5, 2023
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