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Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.
"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."
by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024
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Josh Roll

The act of being tricked into watching/listening to Whistle by Joel Merry with an image of Josh Hutcherson attached.
"The Josh Roll trend is out of hand."

"Josh Roll is the Rick Roll of 2023."
by CasCrafts January 12, 2024
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Josh Curse

When you do incredibly shit at COD that you were better off not playing
I'm having one of those Josh Curse days
by Sponge1432 January 14, 2024
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Josh Allen

by GoodVocab January 15, 2024
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Josh Hutcherson

a super hot actor who starred in some of my fave movies: Detention (2011), the kids are all right (2010) and the hunger games series and the fnaf movie plus the tv show Future man
Guy 1: Lets go somewhere man!!!
Guy 2: aww come on i wanna watch a movie called Detention from 2011 that stars josh hutcherson
by someone from 2023 January 22, 2024
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Josh

i love you so much.

i really really hope that we can date someday.

you make me feel so safe.
person1: hey josh!

Person2: hey!

person1: ily
by sillypersonlol February 3, 2024
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Josh

An American guy stuck in a Chinese man's body. He's a handsome man, well spoken, intelligent, but lacks the social charisma to build long term friendship and intimacy. Often finds himself conflicted unable to make decisions and get stuck in mental loops. Likes to blame the world and outside variables and does not like to be held accountable. Will also steal your food if you do not keep an on him.

Josh loves to travel to eastern European countries such as Bulgaria and Albania. Favorite cuisine is Peruvian food.
e.g " My wife's ex husband was a Josh..... I have nothing to be worried about!
by Janzappan December 2, 2022
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