What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin
*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”
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Nathan, Just put the Chicken in the bag. This can be used as a comedic joke especially to people of certain races specifically Nathan
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The curtains were just blue

There's no symbolism in this form of media, and there's no reason to look that deep into it.

Or meaning not to look that deep into something (The curtains are just blue)
"Hey, calm down, the curtains are just blue. Don't look that deep into it."

"The curtains were just blue. Don't worry too much about it."
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Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
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what the fuck did i just see

when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket
Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket
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just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
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just clawse

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)
I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!
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