Internet

Internet is where the insane people go to have fun
John is insane cause he used the internet
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the internet the magical limitless well of information and damnation your on right now
the internet is a very horrible place full of broken dreams and porn fanatics
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An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.
Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!

Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.
by MNoDead March 19, 2017
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The secret form of a dictionary everyone abuses.
The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"
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PERSON 1: Hey, what'd you do yesterday? I was out all day at a youth club!
PERSON 2: *updating Facebook*
PERSON 1: Hey, is that the Internet?
PERSON 2: *Tweeting*
PERSON 1: Uhhh, hey?
PERSON 2: *being mentally scarred by Tumblr*
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The perfect replacement for school, since there are sites like Google and YouTube. It's basically school without the suffering.
Person 1: Why aren't you going to school?
Person 2: Well, I discovered that I had already learned everything from the internet
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The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.
Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...
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