Dick guillotine

Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.

I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.

by LilGanja1337 March 4, 2021

Demon Dick

A male penis that feels so good to a female during sex that her body goes into convulsions as if possessed by a demonic spirit.

Peep 1: Hey, did you take that black guy home last night?
Peep 2: Yeah girl, we got it on and he made me cum uncontrollably like 20 or 30 times....I lost control!
Peep 1: Damn, sounds like he put dat demon dick on you!

by Whooty wrangler May 8, 2013

Dick Cheney

verb; to pepper a fellow human in the face with birdshot.

man #1: You dirty bastard, I'm gonna go Dick Cheney on your ass!

man #2: No, that'll hurt like hell. I'm sorry!

by cheneyshotaguy April 9, 2006

whiskey dick

when you've had too much to drink and have a girl back home and cant get it up to perform the deed

Dude, last night when i brought that girl home I had a case of the whiskey dick.

by Apu February 15, 2003

Dicks out

It refers to a pistol with an extended clip that does not fully fit inside the gun. It seems to have been coined by the rapper Young Thug. It became infamous in the aftermath of the death of Harambe the gorilla, due to people tweeting about it, originally intended as a show of force against people disrespecting Harambe. It degenerated into a bad joke when people interpreted it literally as meaning to display their penises to mourn Harambe instead.

Dicks out for Harambe!

Them niggas is dangerous, they gone dicks out wit they guns.

by sd70mac April 2, 2019

dick-uppercut

When you use your well-trained pubococcygeus muscle (the make-your-cock-jump muscle) to give your beloved one an uppercut. Doesn't really enhance sexual gratification, but if you accomplish this feat, you can officially call yourself Iron Crotch.

- I gave her a dick-uppercut and knocked her out cold. She was so amazed when she woke up that she married me and we were happy ever after.

by relevant man April 8, 2008

dick quesadilla

placing a man's penis in a tortilla wrap, filled with desired vegetables or meat, then topped off with mild cheddar cheese. the quesadilla is then covered with a condom, to keep the ingredients together, and placed in a vagina (or anus) to melt the cheese. the male will then ejaculate in the quesadilla only to have the female ingest the end result.

Jeremiah: "My dick was so greasy after Elora ate her dick quesadilla."

Apollo: "You should try masturbating with sandpaper, it will adsorb the grease."

by tjsballs April 29, 2010