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Walmart Face

When someone gives you a facial expression that is similar to disgust and curiosity at the same time. You would normally receive this from someone (most likely a costumer who has no patients) at WalMart because you are blocking there way and or taking to long -or even bought the last box of cheese doodles right as they were about to grab it.

This term is used for people who give you that look outside of Walmart for something asinine you've done or look like you are doing.

There are many variations to the look/facial expression but It usually entails nostril flaring a puffed up chin, closed mouth with a frown, and glaring eyes. possibly shacking of the head as if to say 'you bastard'.

The Walmart Face can be given to you buy anyone, anytime, but you usually are doing something to deserve it.

It's when someone gives you a wtf kind of look but they are absolutely disgusted and offended with what ever it is you are doing.

It's more then a look of disgust, It's consumerism mixed with hate, curiosity, and makes you look like someone pissed off at Walmart.
I was geocaching and these people at the park gave me a walmart face.

I was driving around and this dude gave me the WalMart Face when I cut him off.

While cutting across old man Wilacer's lawn I knew I was going to be in trouble because he gave us a Walmart Face.
by Cobrabro April 6, 2011
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rocks face

Something, someone, or an action so awesome that the audience's facial expressions are forced to respond.

past tense: rocked face
present : rocking face, rock face
That performance rocked so hard it rocked face.
You rock face!
Ashley rocks face!
That rocked face!
by JimmyTehBanana September 7, 2006
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The Muffin Face

A face of which the teeth are clenched, and the mouth is formed to a tight, creepy circle. Is used as a universal symbol of random/weirdness. The ideal face used to bite into a muffin.
Courtney: Wow, these muffins are delicious! *makes The Muffin Face* *Bites into muffin*

Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?
by crazyboutfood September 28, 2009
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Faces Off

When someone smokes so much weed that they can't feel their face.
I can't smoke anymore, I'm so faces off.
by MrKGB February 12, 2019
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piggy face

A person, normally a female, that has a small scrunched up face. The nose is normally really small and wide, whilst the cheeks are small, yet really chubby. It is also used as another word for a nice body, but an ugly face. See butterface.
Tom: I don't understand why Taylor thinks she is just the sexiest scene queen since the dawn of time.
Jim: Why is that?
Tom: Just look at her! Yeah, her body is nice.. but she's got a piggy face!
Tom: Yeah... she kind of does.
by SynthFaerie January 7, 2009
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cum face

a girl with cum on her face
by tellitstraight September 18, 2007
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poo face

someone who has a face which looks like poo i.e Ian or .:blue:.
Ian has a poo face
by Fill May 11, 2003
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