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old face

A common term used to describe a female, between the ages of 18-27, that has a face that appears of her being aged to a much greater age (30 years old). A female with old face usually has a very attractive face(although aged looking) and above all a very attractive body. Because the aging process has already taking place females with old face age very little over the post college career, 30's and 40's, and will usually turn out to be MILFs.
by Harpoon Apparel and Culture January 16, 2008
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Hammer Faced

A combination of 'hammered' and 'shit-faced' used to describe an unusually high level of intoxication. Typically used by college students on weekends to describe their inebriated state.
"Yo, Frank was so hammer faced last night he passed out in the snow bank."
by claylovesmen July 24, 2008
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badger face

A girl whose face resembles that of a badger. Often with a vicious personality to match and a similarly unhinged mother badger.
1: Dude, that girl Zoe has a total badger face.
2: The Tulip girl? I know right!
1: Lol
by trent4eva June 17, 2011
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The Muffin Face

A face of which the teeth are clenched, and the mouth is formed to a tight, creepy circle. Is used as a universal symbol of random/weirdness. The ideal face used to bite into a muffin.
Courtney: Wow, these muffins are delicious! *makes The Muffin Face* *Bites into muffin*

Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?
by crazyboutfood September 28, 2009
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Walmart Face

When someone gives you a facial expression that is similar to disgust and curiosity at the same time. You would normally receive this from someone (most likely a costumer who has no patients) at WalMart because you are blocking there way and or taking to long -or even bought the last box of cheese doodles right as they were about to grab it.

This term is used for people who give you that look outside of Walmart for something asinine you've done or look like you are doing.

There are many variations to the look/facial expression but It usually entails nostril flaring a puffed up chin, closed mouth with a frown, and glaring eyes. possibly shacking of the head as if to say 'you bastard'.

The Walmart Face can be given to you buy anyone, anytime, but you usually are doing something to deserve it.

It's when someone gives you a wtf kind of look but they are absolutely disgusted and offended with what ever it is you are doing.

It's more then a look of disgust, It's consumerism mixed with hate, curiosity, and makes you look like someone pissed off at Walmart.
I was geocaching and these people at the park gave me a walmart face.

I was driving around and this dude gave me the WalMart Face when I cut him off.

While cutting across old man Wilacer's lawn I knew I was going to be in trouble because he gave us a Walmart Face.
by Cobrabro April 6, 2011
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cum face

a girl with cum on her face
by tellitstraight September 18, 2007
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poo face

someone who has a face which looks like poo i.e Ian or .:blue:.
Ian has a poo face
by Fill May 11, 2003
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