Nepalese Belly Button Cleanse

When you cum on a girls stomach and let it dry up in her belly button, and then pull it off like a waxing strip

Person 1: Wow your navel is so clean today! How’d you do it?
Person 2: Thanks! Kyle have me a Nepalese belly button cleanse last night!

by giant dung beetle May 4, 2024

Levesque fissure cleaning

Pouring Cap’n Crunch down a stranger/significant others asshole before they wipe, with skim milk, and licking it out with your tongue.

“Yo, homie, let’s just say i gave that girl a “Levesque fissure cleaning.”

by Kiley Rusiak June 2, 2024

make a clean job

do something thoroughly.

The mechanic assured me they would make a clean job of fixing the car, checking everything from the engine to the brakes.

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

dirty ditty clean

Dirty ditty clean: is a turm used to describe sex so nasty after getting out the shower that u can't tell anyone like a dirty party :

Dam babe that was so dirty ditty clean can't tell no one about this like a ditty party : wait didn't for for the P did he ?????

by k187c January 15, 2025

peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed

'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"

by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025

The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.

It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.

by MAGAdude April 10, 2025

on a clean slate

when somebody has already confessed to their crimes and is happier

after being paroled, he decided to start fresh on a clean slate

by disguysostrange February 14, 2026