mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

Mud Luge

When you poop down the cleavage of a woman.

Hannah wants me to preform a mud luge on her.

by Shlumpeddd September 25, 2019

Oklahoma Mud Slide

While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide

Once the party has gone past wild, we bring out the Oklahoma Mud Slide.

by FrakkinRowdy July 4, 2021

Worm’s In Mud

A term to describe anal sex

Anal sex, more like Worm’s In Mud!

by Tacoindaass December 31, 2017

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018

Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022

Sprayin' Mud

Taking a runny shit with a massive amount of pressure behind it.

"That pot of beans I ate last night had me sprayin' mud all night!"

by sirly1 April 2, 2008