Mud Monster

I am become this.

Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2022

stuck in mud

When an object gets stuck in someone’s asshole

Aidan’s new toy car got stuck in mud

by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022

Mud Bunny

When a girl (usually white) likes going into the mud and drinking Twisted Teas.

That girl is wrestling around in the mud, she must be a mud bunny!

by Zootyz April 24, 2024

Mud flaps

A female that has a extremely large vigina lips that hang . Looks like mud flaps these females can probably fly when they are naked and the wind blows out a fan is on they're vigina lips start flapping & clapping

Fly some where with your mud flaps and leave me alone

by Our adventures December 20, 2020

Skeg in the Mud

A nautical double entendre referring to anal sex.

I think my girl wants the skeg in the mud tonight.

by goopysoup69 May 14, 2023

Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

by Fuck1000 March 7, 2017