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booty nutts

when you sit on your nutts and they smell like ass
(bf)hey baby wanna give me a bj?

(gf)ew no you have booty nutts.
by phasora February 23, 2010
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booty gimp

booty gimp- a phrased used towards a person who is "terrible at a certain action" usually referring to a person's inability to be good at "life" {mostly used as an adjective, sometimes a noun}

See woo stebbs for a similar reference
Wow, Marcus is so booty gimp at sniping!
by <-----THIS GUY! November 9, 2009
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Ghost Booty

After you defecate and you go to whipe your ass and there is nothing on the toilet paper. A clean number 2.
Eric : "yo, I just took the biggest shit but there was nothing when i wiped."

Roger: "Damn, that's ghost booty at it's finest."
by spizzeerascal May 9, 2011
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Bootie mustard

The detritus left on the sheets after a wild night involving anal sex.

A regional usage common to Mississippi and Arkansas.

Associated most often with gay anal sex, but could just as well refer to "opposite" sex.
Daddy brought home the cutest little Falcon, but when Sister Woman first laid eyes on it she screamed to the high heavens: I cain't be seen drivin' a car the color of bootie mustard!
by Showoffman September 8, 2010
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anthas booty

totally fuckin nice! you would love to put the meat in it
yo anthas booty!!!!
by yamomass August 3, 2010
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Battery Booty

when a battery comes out the back of the computer
Wow thats a nice computer , 17.9 inch screen but a huge battery booty.
by nhargin November 23, 2010
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booty-scrawl

Note left on the table for a waiter or waitress after the bill arrives in hopes to get some action at a later date. It is generally hidden in the bill fold because the writer is usually too cowardly to want to face the server. If the writer has chutzpah, and a chance with the server, they would have confronted them face to face. This does not work if a wedding ring is present on either the server or writer. It consists of a cheesy pick up line, the writer's contact info and usually, but not in all cases, a business card. In many cases the server will know that a booty-scrawl is imminent.
Tzipporah: 'WOW, did JT just leave his number, on the visa slip?!'

Sammi: 'yes, ever since Brit dumped him, he has been leaving booty-scrawls everywhere!'
by shaul605 January 5, 2009
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