Asshole-English

When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.

He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.

by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

perpetual asshole

Someone who is an asshole all the time.

My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.

by ScammerKy March 6, 2017

Asshole

Someone that is very annoying and stupid

Enlil is an asshole

by rezuloth May 21, 2022

Asshole

A guy who's really not a popular guy with other people.

Most people who knew the asshole wanted him dead, there wasn't much thought about him besides that.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Asshole

Someone who ignores your existence in public but is nice enough to keep you interested in them. while also confusing you as to if you like them as a romantic interest, a friend or an arch enemy.

David walked up to me and didn't say anything. That asshole just texted me.

by the OG fuckface December 11, 2016

ASSHOLE QUOTE

When you are out at night and you hear this giggling towards you but you don't say a word BUTT your ASSH0LE does.

I will tell you it is coming on naturally as I have a natural ASSHOLE QUOTE and I could not believe how loud my ASSHOLE sounded off.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021

Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.

That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita

by sushikid0 December 17, 2021