Monica: Emily!
Emily: What?
Monica: Do you know what day it is?
Emily: April 28?
Monica: Yes! It's national ask out or kiss your crush day!
Emily: So i need to kiss or ask out my crush?
Monica: Yes! I see your crush there go do it!
Emily: fine.
Emily: Hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Crush: Yea, sure but why did you ask today?
Emily: because it's April 28!
Emily: What?
Monica: Do you know what day it is?
Emily: April 28?
Monica: Yes! It's national ask out or kiss your crush day!
Emily: So i need to kiss or ask out my crush?
Monica: Yes! I see your crush there go do it!
Emily: fine.
Emily: Hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Crush: Yea, sure but why did you ask today?
Emily: because it's April 28!
by Lisax February 16, 2023
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Get the April 7mug. The day the biggest bitch the world has ever seen was born. Today is a historic day. This day giizbitch Martell was born.
by Fcknigha April 26, 2021
Get the April 27mug. The day the mfs who pull the MOST were born. People born on this specific date are scientifically proven to me exceptionally attractive, intelligent, popular, and basically every good trait. Wonder beings, as they’re scientifically named, are proven to be perfect in every way
Person: who is that sexy mf over there 😜🥵👀
Friend: thats *****, i heard they were born on April 7th
Person: Oh so THATS why everyone is asking for their autograph
Friend: thats *****, i heard they were born on April 7th
Person: Oh so THATS why everyone is asking for their autograph
by The account of birthdays November 24, 2021
Get the April 7thmug. Mom: Did you kill your grandma so that you can eat out grandpa?!!!
Me: No ofc not
Mom: BUT ITS APRIL 11th
Me: No ofc not
Mom: BUT ITS APRIL 11th
by april 11th lover April 11, 2022
Get the April 11thmug.