A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.
by amongusirl394834839483499348 May 7, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. "donald trump can I ask you a question?"
"No, your fired and by the way it's donald tramp you idiot!"
"No, your fired and by the way it's donald tramp you idiot!"
by M.H.A & T.S.A January 29, 2023
Get the donald trampmug. A nerd who likes to mess around with people while can sometimes an asshole. Could be a friend and a good one at that. Will have your back. ( I guess)
Warning: DO NOT DATE THIS PERSON HE WILL OVERWHELM YOU WITH NERDY FACTS
Warning: DO NOT DATE THIS PERSON HE WILL OVERWHELM YOU WITH NERDY FACTS
by It’s ye boiiiiiiii Johnny February 11, 2018
Get the donald panmug. Haha, you thought you found a nickname for Donald Trump that no one thought of. But too bad. I'm the first one to define Donald Chump.
by Random Words & Definitions October 27, 2024
Get the Donald Chumpmug. The nickname given the disgraced, twice impeached ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. The nickname was awarded do to the odor of urine and feces emitted by Diaper Donald.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
Get the Donald Von Shitsinpantzmug. 