William

William is your fucking daddy.

“Can I go shopping?”

“I don’t know, let me ask William.”

by Ceewill November 23, 2021

Jackson William Edward Frick

The most perfect superb most mythical being to roam the earth. TH contour handsomeness blinds the eye by one look. The beauty in the brains caresses and simplifies the outside by the contour of person and being. Most handsome and long i mean loving and caring and beautiful and sweet and kind and intelligent and beautiful Jackson William Edward Frick is more than just one trust.

J.W.E.F: Who is the most perfect superb most mythical being to roam the earth?
Beautiful and really pretty girlfriend: Jackson William Edward Frick!
Side chick: I agree.

by giannahissopretty June 5, 2024

james kevin williams

Awesome warrior and noble protector of babes

wouldn't you like to be James Kevin Williams

by aintskeerd July 25, 2017

Dirty William

Dirty William is the stain in your Underwear after a long day of hauling dirty boxes out of the basement filled with heavy paper after having large amounts of Taco Bell the night before and Letting out juicy farts on every other step.

Do you have another pair of shorts I have Dirty Williamed mine.

by Big Red Daddy September 10, 2021

Hill Williamer

The art of moaning about someone moaning with expected immunity from been a “moaner”

I’m sorry your power is out but no need to be a mangawhiner -Hill Williamer

by Mangawhiner April 9, 2024

William Gregory Tom

The WHITEST MAN know to human kind, his pronouns he/him, he has the whitest skin and is very racist . And in his free time he likes playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

"That fucker is a real William Gregory Tom, he hates the blacks!"

by ShitFucker2009 May 19, 2024

William

Sometimes described as humphrey b bear for lack of pants and unusual sounding voice. Often very loud and gets on the meth frequently. Extremley sexist and touches small boys on the train.

WILLIAM. come here and suck it out of my tiny puss hole you verman.

by Realrealdeal November 10, 2025