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Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.
Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.
by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025
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Washing Machine

When a boy tells a lie to a friend about his imaginary experience getting head in the parking lot of a less than reputable establishment.
Yeah man, have you ever put your dick in a washing machine?
by WashingMachineMouth November 22, 2025
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Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"
by Bigscheming December 13, 2025
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Walking Waxworks

Walking Waxworks:
People who have had excessive Botox or plastic surgery to the point where their face and body appear stiff, glossy, and unnatural — resembling wax museum figures rather than living humans. Often compared to Madame Tussauds models, they aim to look attractive or youthful but instead end up uncanny, expressionless, and sometimes unsettling or scary to look at.
Even celebrities can fall into this category. What often starts as a small cosmetic tweak can turn into a full-blown addiction — similar to a drug addict chasing the dragon: the idea of perfection that can never actually be reached. No matter how much work is done, it’s never enough.
This obsession can spiral over years, costing hundreds of thousands — sometimes even millions — as they are constantly chasing the next procedure, convinced the next surgery will finally “fix” them.
Lee: That Jordan, she’s well fit, bruv.

Frank: No, she’s not, bruv. She’s had to much plastic surgery bruv she’s like a walking wax works doll now she look terrible she used to be well fit back in the day bruv.

Lee: I think your right bruv maybe not.
Walking Waxworks LOl.
Frank: LOL
by Jamie Cheese December 20, 2025
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Rankin Walking

To walk next to someone and repeatedly bump into them by accident.
I have a fucking bruise on my arm because she kept Rankin Walking
by Anonymous123455 October 17, 2007
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wanny wacking

Mate I had a right good Wanny Wacking earlier! Twas Glorious!
by PantsofSor March 3, 2008
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chep-wacking

the partice of going out drink large amounts of alcohol in chepstow south wales
hey lads are you coming chep-wacking 2 night
by gorgeours george June 19, 2009
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