MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!

Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly.

Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"

Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!"

by because why not January 26, 2015

Turdle

n. The little bit of poo that starts to come out of the butt when the person or animal really has to go. The turd looks like the head of a turtle peeking out of its shell at this point, and thus the name "turdle."

You've gotta let me in the bathroom NOW because I've got a turdle that's about to come out!

by red hot mamma September 1, 2005

two turtles fucking

Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.

Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"

New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"

(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)

New Guy: "Owwww!"

by Pork King October 14, 2005

teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

Sea Turtles

When something inexplicable happens, or you don't want to explain something, you can use "Sea Turtles" as a stand in.

'Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island'
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.

by J david February 1, 2008

ninja turtles

It is a group of 5 frineds Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and their sensei, Master Splinter and they spend their nights making fun of others behide their backs and they get a kick out of it.

I went out with the ninja turtles last night and they are still the same old people making fun of people it is just sad.

by Avery Manshake January 13, 2008

mutant ninja turtles

If you don't know what mutant ninja turtles are then you need to stop living in a hole.

Mutant ninja turtles are the best thing that was ever invented

by Dognapp May 15, 2016