turd

1) A piece of, often brown long and foul smelling, matter that exits out of a persons ass crack during the process of defication.
2) Something that just exited out of my ass crack

3) An exclamation that one may yell in a time of distress

1) Teacher: Now class, what is that thing that comes out of your ass crack?
Class: A turd!
Class dumb kid: Artichoke?

2) Hello, UB viewer. I just took a giant turd

3) Person 1: Ur mom just died.
Person 2: Ohhhh TURD!!!

by ...Ud editor... December 24, 2007

Turd Burglar

A sneaky impish person who lives off of stolen feces. Their relentless pursuit of fecal matter deprives them of any real human contact, as such they are detested by all civilized society.

Man, that David Eckstein is a real turd burglar.

by Dicktionarian June 3, 2010

turd burgler

A person who opens the door of a bathroom stall while someone else is in there taking a dump. This situation is most often followed by an akward silence and a run for the door.

Verb- Turd burglering

Holy crap guys Tommy is such a turd burgler!

Did you see the way Tommy ran out of the bathroom after he was done turd burglering?!

by Spencer J. December 10, 2008

Turd Smasher

A neat little blend of the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"

<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"

<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"

<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."

<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*

by Aaron the Hyper June 29, 2007

turd

A type of doughnut. Those cruellers that are crescent shaped, and pinched on the ends. They are brown with a clear glaze.

Hey, let's go to da bakry n get some turds and joe, yah?
Ya! Dang, I'm so hungry, I could eat tree of 'em.

by nixtheshrubbery April 15, 2008

Turd Burglar

Noun. A racist term used for describing any dark skinned individual, though they mostly tend to be black or somalian.

Holy shit, there are a lot of turd burglars at this StarBucks.

by Will P. W. November 26, 2006

turd

1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
3. a male heterosexual

That turd was definitely going to be paying off some whore in order to get some pussy tonight!

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! May 28, 2007