by Null input March 3, 2021

john: i just moved here, and i can't seem to find a good gym...
bryan: there are a lot of gym here...
john: yeah, but mostly packed w/ trolls...
bryan: there are a lot of gym here...
john: yeah, but mostly packed w/ trolls...
by petergo December 15, 2012

A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.
Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.
by Abendego July 29, 2014

Troll (v) an action taken by Michael Manzi (n) in efforts to piss people off and confuse them. On other occasions it is to make them laugh. No one really knows.
by sofiademasi September 27, 2017

Noun - Someone with unparalleled and unimaginable beauty. They never walked the Earth in the same era that humans have existed thus defining their aesthetic appeal as mythical. Truly one of a kind when determining oneself or another as a troll, it is a unique honor. Trolls have unmatched and seemingly the rarest form of genuine grace and beauty. If you're lucky enough to find a troll, keep them close.
by Smile Man Tan June 24, 2019

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!
by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017

by IWantGamerGirlSaliva July 11, 2025
