gossip train

What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.

By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.

by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012

Dodging the train

Dodging the train is a sex act in where one person inserts a can of beer into ones butthole and someone else opens it and tries to drink all of it before the person pushes it out

Last night my wife and I tried dodging the train, she didn’t do very well at it.

by Thekinkmaster September 21, 2021

Train Brain

A person with mild to severe obsessions with trains.

Can be used to describe general forgetfulness due to the distracting nature of locomotives.

"Collin where is the cresent wrench?". Must have forgotten it due to the Train Brain.

by Timothy Laybiel October 9, 2025

grenade train

a group of unattractive girls that walk in

Everyone watch out, the grenade train is coming through.

Hey Trevor, Go hop on that grenade train.

by grand lake shore May 24, 2011

Bacon-Train

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

Restaurant Train

A lesbian sex act where 3* or more females form a type of chain, also known as a "train", so the middle participants are "eating out" while at the same time getting "eaten out".

(Note that the "caboose" only eats out, while the "locomotive" only gets eaten out. For some trains, the "coupling" may be easiest when the position of each particpant alternates between crawling on all fours and laying on one's back.)

* It should also be noted that the "caboose" does not strictly need to be female.

After a boozy night of drinking together, Tiffany, Chastity, Divinity, Taylor, and Madison decided to eat out in a Restaurant Train. All aboard!

by cyberpimp2 November 9, 2022

cargo train

when you go on a massive bender it is also known as being on the cargo train. A group of people are riding the cargo train when they are together for a period of time consisting purely of getting f*cked up.

“Want to go to the cinema on Saturday?” “Nah I can’t, I’ll still be on the cargo train.”

by gollum123 June 3, 2018