the guy with the hugest dick ever bigger than everyone else’s in the whole world and nobody can do anything about it it is just so big that it hurts.
by frogger666 November 22, 2021
Get the tommug. Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.
by Poontangclan December 1, 2018
Get the Doing a Tommug. A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time
by Darien the driver February 1, 2022
Get the Tommug. Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum
by Grudgehe January 17, 2019
Get the Toms mummug. Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!
Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
Get the Tom Conti as Albert Einsteinmug. a popular novel by Henry Fielding— the father of English novel.
summary: Tom at first brought by his real uncle Allworthy but his uncle doesn't know that. In the course of the novel, Tom makes relationship with Molly, Lady Bellaston, Mrs Waters, though he is in real love with Sophia. At last, Tom's real mother's identity is revealed and Allworthy, who kicked him outta the house being lied by Blifil, wills his property to the name of Tom Jones and disowns his step brother Blifil for deceptive personality.
summary: Tom at first brought by his real uncle Allworthy but his uncle doesn't know that. In the course of the novel, Tom makes relationship with Molly, Lady Bellaston, Mrs Waters, though he is in real love with Sophia. At last, Tom's real mother's identity is revealed and Allworthy, who kicked him outta the house being lied by Blifil, wills his property to the name of Tom Jones and disowns his step brother Blifil for deceptive personality.
by typical Indian October 10, 2023
Get the tom jonesmug. The nicest guy you will ever meet, he is funny, kind, loving, caring and a friend for life. He is a genuine person who is always there when you need him, and he doesn’t have time for fake friends. Tom is a good mate who you are lucky to know, he will never let you down no matter what. He is handsome, charming, and sexy. Tom is a sick bloke and deserves more recognition than he gets
Person 1“Hey you know Tom, he is so nice and kind and genuine”
Person 2 “yeah I know, and as an added bonus, he is cute and charmingly sexy.”
Person 1 “omg I know right, I wish he knew how I felt, I want to marry him so bad and live the rest of my life with him because he is everything I have ever wanted in a man.”
Person 2 “yeah I know, and as an added bonus, he is cute and charmingly sexy.”
Person 1 “omg I know right, I wish he knew how I felt, I want to marry him so bad and live the rest of my life with him because he is everything I have ever wanted in a man.”
by Queen nae nae November 17, 2019
Get the Tommug.