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you're ducked

really meaning "you're fucked," but in a cute, t9-savvy way that's being brought into actual conversations the way "lol" is now.
Buddy: crap man, my girlfriend caught me cheating on her.
Guy: you're ducked, dude.
Friend: yeah, totally ducked.
by awrobs February 1, 2010
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duck ma sick

This is what you say to a person that annoise you or a female that pisses you off in public.

Swap the first "d" around with the "s" and you get "suck ma dick". If you want to tell the person (while standing in public) to suck your dick and want to disguise what you say,
you tell them: "Duck my Sick!"
karisha:boi i want munny
Jammal:B*tch shut up
Karisha:ni**a f**k u
Jammal:B*tch duck ma sick
(Jammal walks off...)
(Public is buffled at what you have just told Karisha to do)
by Masta Def September 30, 2006
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Donald Duck Trumpet

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument
Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"
by zaqwszsfdzsgf April 27, 2019
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Donald Duck Dick

A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.
I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.
by TaneTrain69 May 28, 2017
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Fuck a dee duck

An expression of resignation as in "Ah schucks, I guess it don't matter".

An expression of wonder as in "Well don't that beat all"
Fuck a dee duck looks like a storm is coming in after all.

Fuck a dee duck that is the biggest moose I've ever seen!
by Rays Illumination May 7, 2017
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Fuck a duck on a truck

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way
Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project
by bluewaverly May 28, 2018
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Duck Billed Platterporfs

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019
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