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Carrot tops nipples

Strange, self sustaining creatures not meant for this world.
P-blo’s nipples are carrot tops nipples.
by Incisor Philly August 12, 2018
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top notch for losers

Someone who doesn't even know what something means, then goes around saying it like they invented it. This can sometimes work out to their enemy's advantage but I think you can work out how that worked.
Cool Kid: Yo THAS well plorin'

Normal Kid: Do you even know what that means?

Cool Kid: Uhhh Wha? Don' be dum fam! Duhhhh this kid lit !

Normal kid: Ugh, top notch for losers...
by Hahoteemgirl April 10, 2017
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Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.
While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.
by yogibaker May 22, 2016
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Top 8 Slut

Now that Facebook is doing a Top 8 friends on your timeline, similar to MySpace, only this time its sort of a randomized top 8, you're a Top 8 Slut when at least one person you've had sex with always shows up in your randomized Top 8.

Applies to both men and women.
Everyday my timeline refreshes there's somebody I fucked in my Top 8, I must be a Top 8 Slut.
by honkbert July 2, 2012
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Top G Special

The Top G special is a certain haircut only the Top G (exception is made for the Bottom G) can have.
It includes a cleanly shaved bald head, paired with a sharp beard.
barber: "what can do for you today sir?"
Top G: "Let me get The Top G Special."
by DafferDonk June 23, 2023
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roof top chonging

Climbing on top of a roof and having a quick vape
Just went for a bit of roof top chonging with the lads
by Ketboy 3000 December 17, 2019
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Top of the range looker

a very handsome chap, a good looking fella who gets pure b*****s. It can also be a very fit lady who is out of this world and lads could only dream about her.
by Toplooker69 March 28, 2020
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