Goldilocks trees

trees of any kind that have beautiful red-orange leaves, usually in the fall

In the fall, the leaves of the trees I drove by in going to school were red-orange. I called them Goldilocks trees. Now in spring, their leaves are bright green. I guess that's nice, too.

by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016

tree bopper

a white male with a large right arm a loves playing with his trunk

you’re a true tree bopper

by Hoy Boy February 7, 2018

Rustwood Tree

A large, sturdy tree that grows only on mountains and thrives near bodies of water. Its leaves have magical properties that when smoked reveal the meaning of life.

Person #1: "Dude, that's got to be the biggest and coolest tree I've ever seen."
Person #2: "That's a Rustwood Tree, let's smoke the leaves and be super wise!!"

by ohbeejuankaknowbee April 6, 2011

Tree

One of the big things growing out of the ground, ya nut

What's a tree?

How the hell do you not know?

by Ya Nut August 14, 2019

Buck tree

A strippers teeth, mouth, tongue when dipped in cum

Omg did you see Beckys buck tree! It is so gross!

by Bitch I'm the Realist April 11, 2017

tree feeder

"Appreciate everyone even if it is just by virtue of the fact that the carbon dioxide they exhale feeds the trees".

i.e. Person whose only contribution to the world is that the air they breathe out feeds the trees.

Oh my word Susan, Jessica is such a tree feeder.

by Hippitizer April 17, 2019

Tree Mullet

When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."

We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 15, 2014