Thomas

That one nigga in discord that always wants you to play league.

"Hey did you see what Thomas just said?"
"Yeah he said he wanted us to download league again"
"I'm not fucking downloading that gay ass shit"
"Same"

by slapnuttes May 14, 2020

mr thomas

Went to school with dinosaurs
Should be in a coffin by now
and most importantly:

listening to music is a sixth form privelidge only

my cover teacher mr thomas is immortal

by shiya4life November 23, 2022

thomas

super fucking hot, ducks he is a amaizing bf

he is a chick magnet

ohh thomas ohh

by ghshfldv May 10, 2022

Thomas

READ THIS ONE:
HI THOMAS

You need a Thomas in your life! They are cuddly, funny and always there for people. GUESS WHAT, if you have a Thomas you ask them if they watch dinner date. I assure you they'll say yes. Hope the Thomas reading this is smiling right now. My Thomas is handsome! Wouldn't change him. SO STOP WHAT YOUR DOING RIGHT NOW AND GO FIND A THOMAS :) ❤️

Thomas will never do you dirty.
Someone misses there thomas.

by No name 2003 October 10, 2021

Thomas da twain

A weird train that is retarded in every way possible.

Thomas da twain is F***ing weird.

by Walla Walla Bang Bang January 8, 2020

Thomas

If you ever meet someone named Thomas, your first impression of him might be weird. At first he seems a little bit stalkerish but he comes around at one point and you will notice all the good qualities in him. Like that he is a very good listener and that he will always be there for you. He might come on a bit strong at first but you will eventually notice that if he seems nervous around you, it's because he likes you!

I met this guy named Thomas today. He seemed weird at first but he turned out to be really nice and funny! We're going out on a date tomorrow!

by Dylan obrien is bae 💖💖 January 9, 2018

disciplining thomas

Code for male masturbation

My mom caught me disciplining thomas

by lavonasuccuboso May 31, 2011