Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko March 21, 2011

Russian steam bath

When you pee in a butt and then that person Dutch ovens another with the peed butt gas

Damn bruh she was all about them Russian steam baths

by Brusepharoozski July 06, 2022

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 14, 2023

Russian Mudslide

(N) The opposite of a golden shower

“How much do you charge for a golden shower? What about a Russian mudslide?”

by Cassaniti October 20, 2021

russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

russian neckbrace

When an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral sex

Helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until I passed out

by Semper butts July 25, 2017