Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower

Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit

by Shmeebledorf November 23, 2019

jack shower

When you jack off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

Shower Head

When a male receives oral sex from a girl with braces, resulting in holes poked in the man’s genitalia. A man then ejaculates onto the women’s head through multiples holes in the man’s genitalia, resembling the streams of a shower head.

“Did Becky give you sloppy”
“Ya and we finished with a healthy Shower Head”

by Ethan Furgle June 14, 2025

shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

diddy shower

A suspicous shower done before sleeping to avoid consequences.

That boy just hit a DIDDY SHOWER so naughty.

by mkz_swag July 26, 2025

Shower Rip

When you are in the shower and stick only your head outside the curtain to smoke marijuana mid shower.

“Man, can you hold and light the bong for me so i can take a shower rip? my hands are wet.”

by sweetea marie July 3, 2021

shower daddy

the name dale arbus from horrible bosses wanted to use

me: we’re not calling it shower daddy because why you wanna shower with your dad

by i’m spongebob April 23, 2023