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Angry Shower

Usually taken by a 40 something man who lives with his mom and has tons of hotties on facebook! After a night of chatting and stalking he will go take a shower and beat the fuck out of his love sausage and scrote sac!
F: Oh baby i wish we didn't live a thousand miles apart! I'd suck your cock!

M: Thanks a lot, I'm going for an angry shower!
by doktah doug May 1, 2011
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Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
by JB9903 September 9, 2016
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Golden shower

When someone is into peeing on or being peed on for sexual glorification. It’s a bit dehumanizing.

Guys named Zack especially are big fans.
Zack: hey babe can you piss on me?
Woman: why?
Zack: idk I’m just kinda into golden showers
Woman: uhhh, no.
by JingJayo January 2, 2020
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Golden Shower of Love

when a female that is having a heavy period pisses on somebody in a sexual nature.
I saw an ad in the classifieds on craigslist for a golden shower of love, they are even having a valentines day special.
by MsInimical May 1, 2021
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six hooker shower orgy

when you rent a house and the hotel across the street (constantly being shook down or "shot up on the block") and there are hookers (atleast 6) who are having a orgy in the shower after a crack deal. Usually spawning a crackbaby with infectious disease. (ex. aids, cancer, radiation dick, or some shit like that)
Hey look over there, there's a "six hooker shower orgy" going on at the crackhead inn.
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Irish Shower

The use of deoderant and/or cologne to cover up lack of proper showering.
Woke up late for work so I had to go the Irish shower route.
by Diggler October 2, 2003
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