Synonym for fuckboy. Also called SWB.
We all know them, we've all heard about them and we all dread being approached by one. These so-called straight white boys are commonly luring on social media and dating apps.
They're white, obnoxious, have no sense of tact or respect, and their standard reply is "haha and then what ;)"
They turn normal conversations into sexting in the blink of an eye and if you're not careful, you'll get a faceful of dick pics.
Do not startle the SWB tho! If you reject him too clearly, he'll go in defense mode. Common strategies are "ur not pretty enough any way haha" or "jk. Lol"
Whatever you do tho, don't mention the words "chilling" "going to take a shower" or "netflix" as this seems to trigger the response "haha. What would you do if I were with you? ;)"
We all know them, we've all heard about them and we all dread being approached by one. These so-called straight white boys are commonly luring on social media and dating apps.
They're white, obnoxious, have no sense of tact or respect, and their standard reply is "haha and then what ;)"
They turn normal conversations into sexting in the blink of an eye and if you're not careful, you'll get a faceful of dick pics.
Do not startle the SWB tho! If you reject him too clearly, he'll go in defense mode. Common strategies are "ur not pretty enough any way haha" or "jk. Lol"
Whatever you do tho, don't mention the words "chilling" "going to take a shower" or "netflix" as this seems to trigger the response "haha. What would you do if I were with you? ;)"
"We were just talking on kik and suddenly he sent a dickpic out of nowhere, thats just so Straight White Boy from him."
by Inspiritgolden September 23, 2015
Get the Straight White Boymug. by gracer pacer December 17, 2016
Get the straight b studentmug. guy 1: bro it’s pride look at that happy couple
guy 2: nah bro that’s weird i’m super straight male that’s burning my eyes to look at. but your cute tho for saying that no homo
guy 2: nah bro that’s weird i’m super straight male that’s burning my eyes to look at. but your cute tho for saying that no homo
by Ju August 15, 2022
Get the super straight malemug. Something so incredibly repugnant it causes you to become very sick instantly. Your brain cannot process things as it should and you begin to projectile vomit while looking up.
Dang, Edna, that old snuff dippin' three chinned goon tried to kiss me. I thought I was gonna puke straight up!
by Play On August 17, 2006
Get the puke straight upmug. A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!
Example 2:
Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!
Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!
Example 2:
Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!
by DaveG217 May 25, 2006
Get the Nah, im straightmug. A phrase said only by those who promote gaypride and trying to act like a gangster or "black". This phrase is synonymous with Trace and will forever mark his life.
by psycho_killah April 25, 2005
Get the Straight Puddlin' Yomug. People who are very smart, their iq is usually 125-160
They support trans people and hate on “super straights”
They support trans people and hate on “super straights”
by My poop is red March 9, 2021
Get the Super straight phobicmug.