An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
Holly is a nice virgin mother, a natural christian at their finessed. She is a meme expert, one might say she is a meme herself. Holly usually has naturally blonde hair with blue or green eyes but occasionally dyes her hair. Holly has multiple friends, some may go by the names of ' Jae ' or ' Ay '. You do not want to mess with a Holly, as she is capable of being a petty one. Hollys are often found as 13 year olds or younger. She loves to hang her friends, and has multiple lovers that could go by the name of ' Lam ' or ' John Cena. I would know all of this because I myself am a Holly. We love animals, and are complete daddis.
person: I wish I were a Holly virgin!
Holly: I would if I were you. Hollys are such succulent daddy!
Holly: I would if I were you. Hollys are such succulent daddy!
by thewiseeagle December 02, 2018
Girl 1: You okay?
Girl 2: No!
Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I fell flat on my cunt!
Girl 1: OHHH!! Virgin belly flop!!! OUCH!!
Girl 2: No!
Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I fell flat on my cunt!
Girl 1: OHHH!! Virgin belly flop!!! OUCH!!
by grandpooba May 26, 2011
A person who has engaged in sexual, but throughout time has chosen to be sexual only with themselves; whether do or lack of satisfaction, frequency, or guilt from a 3rd party.
How long has it been since you have sex, been so long technically I'm a reborn again virgin. Lol that's wack buddy.
by Otisdgonahurt September 13, 2021
A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.
by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023
This day is the day where all virgins can have sex with whoever they want. Either have sex (if you’re a virgin) or take the virginity of a virgin
Hey bro, have you heard it’s November 9th: lose virginity day, i’m going to take your sisters virginity
by BigDaddyPablo November 09, 2019
by .25$ July 21, 2010