New Canaan 

A stuck-up preppy town that is loaded with cash located in conneticut. On Friday’s after school, kids walk into town, crowd around Mackenzie’s and smoke pot, show off, and get drunk. The town has no clue what poverty is, and whenever they have fund-raisers for the homeless, some crack-dealer kids steal the friggin money and buy cigarettes. The mother’s have no clue how to drive what so ever and once in a while, they run over a poor bulimic runner in a rush to get their nails done. And sports aren’t for fun here, they’re for competition. Everyone is on a sport team, and if you aren’t on one, you are considered a gay loser. Aren’t kids nice here? All of the girls obsess about how they look and mostly spend time in the bathroom making sure their hair is perfect. Yeah, I almost became one of those, but I’m not. I’m also not emo, either, which are the only two classifications in New Canaan. And there are the butt-kissers, too, but they have no life. People in New Canaan have more then one house and brag to everyone about their money. And most of the time the parents are sitting around drinking wine while their kids run off and smoke.

On the last day of school, two stupid seventh graders got in a fight and were arressted, a kid stuck his foot in a window at B&R, and everyone wears really tight clothes. Great for New Canaan!

New Canaan by i live in new canaan, even if my name is california July 2, 2006

New hope 

People think this town is so great....but it sucks,also people think everyone that lives here is rich,but thats Bullshit.Some of our parents bought the land before it was worth something.

Basically New Hope is A Hippy Town,filled with Stores,Resturants,and Rich Assholes.Tourist are every where,and most of them are stupid as hell,There are spoiled brats alot of them their parent's let them do whatever they want,but than there are parent's like mine that are strict and poor.

There are alot of Hippies,Gay dudes,and Fucking motorcyclers that sit in front of that bar with their Engines on.

Sure tourist love it here,but the people that live here hate it,It's not speacil or fun so I suggest you move some where...Else. Funnist thing to do if you live here make fun of the ugly fat tourist and pick up a hobby (Skateboarding)

New Hope,It's not that great.

New hope by Hamu August 12, 2006

New York minute 

An extremely short period of time.

I was over that weed, in a new york minute.

New York minute by dudeman December 8, 2003

New York Minute 

Refers to the hectic life of typical businesspeople in New York City. Often used to put work load into context.

Phew! I just did 2 hours of work in a New York minute!

New York Minute by Eric December 9, 2003

new yoik

A new style sung by the band radio in which every member has a small vocal part and they all come together to form a repeating chorus. How long this chorus repeats depends on the song. Verses are also a part of this to string things together and stop it from becoming repetitive. Many different instruments can be used depending on the song.

Holy crap that new yoik song was so awesome that i'm throwing my lame emo and pop/rock cds away that MTV told me to buy so I can grow a brain and listen to good music.

new yoik by Correnthos May 4, 2006

New Orleans jazz flute

when a man wearing a mardi gras mask sticks mardi gras beads in his ass then wraps them around his dick. After that the girl pees on it and has to suck them clean while rubbing the beads around his dick.(can be repeated)

That nasty chick over there had me do the New Orleans jazz flute. It was disgusting.

New Orleans jazz flute by theeurbandictionary May 25, 2010

New Hampshire 

New Hampshire is on the Upper-Eastern Coast. It is part of New England and is a very agricultural area. The State Flower is lilac, while the State Wild Flower is pink lady's slippers. A largely known poet, Robert Frost, was born and raised here. New Hampshire is also home of Dartmouth University. The New Hampshire State Bird is the Purple Finch. The state's State Fruit is the pumpkin. The natives of New Hampshire are more adapt to cold weather so you may see them in shorts and tank tops when it is only 50 degrees out. Since New Hampshire natives live in a colder climate the majority of the year, their blood is thicker so tempatures seem warmer to them.

Bill: Missy where are you from?
Missy: I'm from New Hampshire. It's so warm here in Texas.
Bill: WEll it would be. To us Natives though, this is normal.
Missy: In New Hampshire, everyone would be at the beach if it was this hot.
*waves hand to create a fan*

New Hampshire by RealityCheckk June 30, 2012