Michael Phelps 

Government Experiment: 1337
Project Olympia

A child from Baltimore comes into an operation room with a slight concussion. He comes out perfectly fine. As he begins his first swim practice after the operation, he finds himself perfecting a new form of swimming never seen before. Without knowing, Operation Olympia commenced.

The chip placed inside of young Phelps's head enhanced his inert abilities of anaerobic respiration, antibrachium rotation, extrimetie fretting, and ultimate ass kicking.

This experiment was first introduced to the world at the Athens Olympics of 2004. He now has more Gold Medals than anyone else in history and has become uncontrollable.

Now as he continues to gain popularity and power from the Olympic crowd, he is to be a non-stoppable force in swimming forever. There's no stopping him now and the only hope for the world is to stay out of water.
No beaches, no pools, no baths, no faucets. Be aware of Phelps.

Dude: hey guy, did you see Michael Phelps swim in the Olympics?
Guy: Dude, did you see him swimming home?
Dude: you mean through the Pacific Ocean?
Guy: YES! Do not go in the water!

Michael Phelps by Ross de Boss October 7, 2008

Michael p 

An 8 year old on youtube who screams at roblox porn

Dude, stop being such a Michael P.

Michael p by TheTruGod November 14, 2016

Michael Whitehead 

(n.) TO describe michael whitehead, is to list all words reminiscent of him. such as:
dick ,used2 be fat,idiot,doofass,dumfuck,shithead...once one always one. He is a swimmer, and he preferably lives in florida, although that is not required. to be a michael whitehead, you must
1.] PMS like a bitch. even though you are a hot man.
2.] treat the girl you secretly like but would never admit it like shitt.
3.] be incredibly hot, but previously fat.
4.] come off as a nice guy, when you are really a conniving dickface.
5.] break the only girl to ever probably truly understand you's heart.
6.] be a really skilled swimmer and sailer.
7.] be a liar. and have no balls when it comes to doing stuff about girls.
and lastly, always be a dick. if you are not a dick, then you are not michael whitehead. he is the john tucker of florida. if you see a michael whitehead, don't run. don't call molesters anonymous. instead, flirt. shamelessly. and then break his heart. you will be glad you did ;] he is one that does not let go easily, so make sure he's hooked.

little girl: Hey Mommy, it's michael whitehead!
mom: OH SHIIITTT. run.
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Teenage girl: Hey babe wink wink
Michael Whitehead: Hey hot stuff.
Teenage girl : thinking I'll make him wish he were deaddd. (:

Michael Whitehead by Jamie Flinte August 24, 2008

Michael Lu 

Davi's BoyFriend

Michael Lu is to Davi like Angelina Jolie is to Brad Pitt

Michael Lu by Michael Lu Davi,dd October 29, 2008

Michael Richarded 

verb

To make a statement in public that exposes repressed racism or bigotry.

Don Imus Michael Richarded when he called the black women "nappy headed hoes."

Michael Richarded by bedouin December 24, 2008

Michael Pokorny 

A kind hearted man who is extremely handsome in everyway. He is a United States Marine and is loved by everyone who knows him. A truly amazing person always making others happy before himself. A fantastic boyfriend who makes his girlfriend very happy. She is very proud of her Marine.

"Woah did you see that Marine?"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"

"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"

Michael Pokorny by MLP&BMW January 10, 2012

Michael Tungry 

Michael Tungry was a once famous man who could eat a ridiculous amount of food. It is even rumored that he ate three mungrys, however there is no actual physical evidence of this. Michael Tungry went missing in 2002 and his last known location is in Wisconsin.

Andrew: Hey, did you hear about Michael Tungry? He ate three mungrys!

Alyssa: I'm sorry, but it is impossible to eat a mungry. There's no way anyone would believe that he ate three!

Michael Tungry by Jamesatron March 9, 2009