Matthew K

Sloppy pig who likes bbq sauce and has a lot of dandruff.

Matthew K Is a sloppy pig who
likes bbq

by Krusty Weirdo 997 December 02, 2019

Matthew Follow Back

A Twitter user who has a very low IQ and begs for follow backs. We call people who display similar behavior (Matt)

Person A: “Hey, this math problem is very hard”
Person B: “Jesus man, you’re such a Matthew follow back (Matt).”

by BisexualGentile June 27, 2021

Sexy Matthew

a sexy beast of a little boy. playing baseball and fucking bitches left and right. he’s prolly chill but his face is the sexiest cutest thing ever

wow that guy is such a sexy matthew

by meowmaster1234 March 20, 2024

Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.

“That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”

by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021

Matthew Berry

The person in the group that loved Cordarrelle Patterson; also, the prettiest girl in the bar

"Why didn't things work out with Billy?"
"Oh he kept on hyping up Cordarrelle Patterson back in 2014"
"Oooh Billy sounds like a Matthew Berry"

by cptduck31 August 23, 2016

Matthew is gay

Matthew the gaylord:He's obsessed with fucking Emo guys and thinks chicks are weird he's too emo and gay for this world smh anyways he is gay that is why he's called gaylord..

Person:Guy's look its gaylord, he like emo boys and he's a little so gay for this world

Matthew:HuH

Matthew is gay.

by Not_yui November 23, 2023

matthew pickering

Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs

Gonna go do some “matthew pickering” this weekend

by jcv2001 July 29, 2019