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Matthew

Silly dude that might try to kiss his best friends little sister. Has a fun personality but sometimes says weird things. A weirdo for sure but has a sweet heart.
Matthew is weird
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Matthew gamsby mogolia midge finest
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Matthew

EPIC FRIEND YAY (he says that you should read dees big nuts)
hi Matthew
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Matthew

The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.

Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?

Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
by Peenchy July 29, 2022
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Matthew

The sexiest guy in the world apart from his dad. he’s the nicest guy and a gift from god.He spends most of his time on the toilet. His a gift from God and has really nice clothing
Matthew is sexy
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Matthew

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Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up
“Hey yk matthew?” - gorl
“Yah why?” - other gorl
Matthews a fuckin idiot” - gorl
U right chica” - other girl
by A literal god April 10, 2019
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