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No Mutt March

The month where people of the internet finally get a break from that furry shit. if a furry is caught. not only do we send them to furry jail where they serve a sentence til the end of the month they also get marked a furry til their account expires.
Random Person: Hey did you know No Mutt March is popping up?

Fur: OwO what? who came up with this?
by That One Pastel Baka! December 31, 2020
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23 march

the most important day in the history of the world because its huang renjuns birthday, also knewn as the best human in this universe
x: “its 23 march today”
y: SHUT UP ITS RENJUN DAY
by markeggsweater November 22, 2021
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March 19th

Love ones day
Share this celebration with 2 beloved human beings
1 starts with S and the other with J
On March 19th you have to KISS your PARTNER this day and go to a PHOTO BOOTH
by j_ulii May 12, 2025
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March 28

If you were born on this day, you are either hated or loved, stinky or smells amazing, picky or loves every food.

Today if your science teacher tells you "no" to go to the bathroom your rawr in their face then go to the bathroom and when you come back go to your teacher, get on both knees put your hands together like you praying and say "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Polly: Can I go to the bathroom?
Science teacher: No
Polly: Rawr *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*

5 MINUTES LATER

Polly: *walks into the classroom*
Science teacher: Did I say you coul-
Polly: *Gets on her knees and says*:"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Science teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE, NOW!
Polly: But its March 28th!
by poopymanQWERTY March 28, 2022
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March 6th

The day where you can do anything to your girlfriend AFTER SCHOOL day!
You:”Hi Darling!”
Your Gf:”Hi babe!”
You:”Do you know what day it is?”
Your Gf:”March 6th?”
You:”EXACTLY.”
by Hearts4LaylaAndOnlyLayla March 1, 2025
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March 3rd

March 3rd is girlfriend or girl best friend has to do whatever you say Day
And if she doesn’t she gets punched in the chest next time you meet
Him: Its march 3rd honey cook me something.
Her: I don’t feel like it.
Him: 🤜🏽 Boom right in the chest
by Galvanakiz November 27, 2021
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MARCH 26

SLAP YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TEACHER DAY
March 26 , you can slap your least favorite teacher no consequences.
by Abbymom March 5, 2025
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