A male who reacts to things for the sake of entertainment but actually has no soul. This makes him fun to be around until he uses you for his own personal gain. Pho males are often comedians, performers, and actors but not because they need attention. Their end goal is power and money.
by theRaccoonBeYourDaddy July 29, 2021
Get the pho male mug.a type of description used for the lowest of the low in society who are quite the silly lad; worse in intensity than other descriptors such beta, cuck, dumbass, etc.
"Did you hear about Zeke? He started crying when he dropped his pizza. They sounded like a bitch"
"Wow, what a total squimlo male."
"Wow, what a total squimlo male."
by IchigoBruh August 5, 2021
Get the squimlo male mug.A man whose online (or augmented reality) personality usurps his real-life physical presence, charisma, social status and self-worth. For these reasons, meta males usually spend considerable time pursuing virtual achievements compared to real ones. Meta males are often beta keyboard warrior simps with few redeemable qualities to contribute to society.
Greg: "Has anyone seen Jason lately? I haven't been able to steal his lunch money for weeks, I've had to resort to actually bringing my own lunch to school."
Steve: Jason is such a meta male, he spends all of his time on second life.
Steve: Jason is such a meta male, he spends all of his time on second life.
by MetaWarrior November 15, 2021
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Get the Caucasian Male Potato mug.The gayest human being. Can't find a girlfriend and always gets picked up by friends and family. He also smells a lot.
by ela mhtso November 20, 2021
Get the Artemis (male) mug.An alpha male that’s dumb as fuck. The reta male doesn’t really know what going on, but will still somehow become an alpha.
Person 1: Dude Tim is super retarded but somehow he’s still alpha.
Person 2: That’s because he’s a Reta Male
Person 2: That’s because he’s a Reta Male
by Deedowordsmith58369 August 9, 2021
Get the Reta Male mug.kitten 1: omg have you seen this new alpha male i’ve been talking to?
kitten 2: oh yeah, thats aliya.
kitten 2: oh yeah, thats aliya.
by daddy aliya August 9, 2021
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