a type of description used for the lowest of the low in society who are quite the silly lad; worse in intensity than other descriptors such beta, cuck, dumbass, etc.
"Did you hear about Zeke? He started crying when he dropped his pizza. They sounded like a bitch"
"Wow, what a total squimlo male."
"Wow, what a total squimlo male."
by IchigoBruh August 06, 2021
the act of consensually ripping out a chunk of a sexual partner's hair during missionary intercourse and trying to stuff the hair into the partner's belly-button using a "kamehameha" hand motion
by IchigoBruh July 13, 2021