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How many beans make 5

Seedy sex game played in the bars of Pattaya, where a man guesses the age of a woman based on the view of her clitoris. Played as a best of 5.
Hey, fancy joining me at Noncerama for a game of "how many beans make 5"?
by fen riss August 22, 2011
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make you have dead babies

This is what someone says when you lift something heavy. The item is so heavy that it will cause you to have dead babies.
I bet that bookcase was heavy. It'll make you have dead babies.
by Jim Davis July 11, 2007
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Male homosexual intercourse. Derivation of the Shakespearean reference to traditional male / female intercourse MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS.
"Do you think he'd be the type of guy Jen might like?"

"No, I think he and his friend and going to be making the beast with 2 hairy backs later tonight."
by TRex1 July 29, 2008
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Make America Great Again Again

Donald Trump's 2024 Presidential Slogan in which he pledges to yet again Make America Great Again Again after having already once before made America great from 2016-2020 but then watching Joe Biden and Kamala Harris squander his great achievements and America's greatness during their Presidential term.
Rudy G. (sometime in early 2023): "Donald we've polled America and they're ready for you to make them great again so we think you should run for President in 2024. What do you think?"
DT: "Well Rudy, I've watched as sleepy Joe Biden and heels up Kamala Harris have fallen asleep at the wheel while the other worked frankedly to deliver urgent mouth-to-penis resuscitation without much success and the Great American train that I started for them derailed and crashed into a deep, dark valley below with no survivors. So, of course only I, the Donald can get the train back on course and Make America Great Again Again."
Rudy: "Fantastic! Everyone is pumped for another round of MAGA but this time it will be even better because it's MAGAA!"
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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Mental make-out decoy

The person whose mental image you conjure in your mind while making out with someone, with the intention of improving the relative attractiveness of the person you're actually making out with. The mental make-out decoy can be achieved via real or perceived resemblance, or by virtue of pure imagination.
SV: We were sitting on the couch, and I was thinking, 'Huh, from the profile view he kinda looks like Keating', and I was able to trick myself into making out with him under that pretense, but then he turned and faced me, and the spell was broken and I bailed.

BPC: haha

SV: Keating makes a pretty damn effective mental make-out decoy, and he doesn't even know it.

BPC: Someone should tell him!
by AbFabSabs May 13, 2009
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Make-Out-or-Walk-Out

When something is so bad, you'd best either make-out with your neighbor or just leave.
My girl sat me down to watch 'The Notebook' last night, and it was a total make-out-or-walk-out movie! We chose the former.
by Barbe770 February 26, 2009
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Giving 10 Inches and Making it Hurt

The act of fucking a bitch in either hole twice then strategically smashing her in the chest with a brick.
"Hey, baby." Gina complains. "You fuck like an old man. Give me 10 inches and make it hurt this time!" This my friend is giving 10 inches and making it hurt.
by jgf September 30, 2006
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