Matthew

I love you my pookie wookie dookie bear. ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

Matthew is my pooks not yours

by Biggiewiggey204 May 23, 2024

Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.

Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"

by Ggwk April 2, 2024

Matthew sped

A man with big boi pp and boobies

Omg Matthew sped with the big boobies

by Speedypatt March 30, 2021

Matthew Barrick

If you are a matthew barrack you don't know how to have a shower and will constantly smell of shit

You are a matthew barrick ewwwww

by Andros Juhasz October 14, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a guy you never want to let go of. Usually hooks up with the tall, athletic girls who make him laugh. Mathew is like no other and you never want to be caught up in the friend zone with him. He is tall, dirty blonde, with blue/gray eyes. If you have a Matthew, keep him

Matthew is waving over here!

by NOSEBEST July 17, 2018

matthew

a good looking guy with blue eyes

for example: a matthew belongs to a siobhan

by kissmybigfatass March 10, 2018

Matthew

Matthews is a patronymic surname meaning basically "son of Matthew." The given name Matthew, from which it is derived, means "gift of Yahweh" or "gift of God," from the Hebrew personal name Matityahu.

Matthew is from the bible and he is funny person and can attract girls easily.

by Zen-Derth June 13, 2019