Matthew Kakuk

Smart, intelligent, clever, brilliant, bright

Matthew kakuk is smart

by Matthew the great Kakuk September 18, 2024

Matthew

A mid kind of guy. Also a theatre kid who can't sing.

Person 1: Who's going up next?

Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.

by tetrislover February 16, 2022

Matthew

A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)

(11/6 get the sticks)

Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.

by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020

Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.

"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"

by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019

Matthew Hernendez

A former SML wiki admin who was strict as fuck. He would block users unfairly (such as blocking someone just because another user did not like them), add new stupid rules, and make dumb decisions without permission from any other admin.

He even once encouraged other users to send porn to minors and said a racist slur a few times. Additionally, he ban evaded with an alt account when his main account got banned from the wiki.

User 1: Who was the worst admin on the SML wiki?
User 2: Matthew Hernendez, he literally was strict as hell.

by Uzbekistan is the best December 3, 2024

Matthew Wells

The best boyfriend in the world. He is also a great football playyer, basketball player, hockey player and everything else. He treats you with upmost respect and is always there for you. He is handsome and kind and loving and nurturing.

Wow bet you wish you could date matthew wells

by Charlie’schickens2819 September 1, 2018

matthew burton

A person who is an orange upside down spoon

That right there is a Matthew Burton.

by KhoraChrono November 21, 2016