Crabby lips

A rare condition that originated in the North of England where peoples lips form the shape and attitude of a common crab.

Sideways talking is usually a result.

It's only cure is to dip your face in boiling water.

Johnny your girlfriend has some damn crabby lips. It makes me physically sick

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

Lip rush

An up and coming Japanese rock band. It has 3 members, the instruments are guitar, Bass and Drums. The are from Anjo, Aichi, Japan.

Lip rush are the greatest band from Japan

by hamghetti... September 28, 2006

Hang A Lip

Female euphemism for going to urinate. The lady version of the male "going to take a leak".

I need to pee, I'm going to hang a lip, back in a minute.

by BP2122 September 4, 2021

Lip pillow swappin witta biiihh

The act of swapping zyn pouches mid make out

I finally met that baddie and immediately started lip pillow swappin witta biiihh

by RandK January 26, 2025

gimp lips

1) dodgy un-even fanny lips

2) a person who is unconventionally dribbly and has big lips

3) A style of mask worn by gimps during dominating sex

4) A word used to describe someone who is the laughing stock of the friendship group

1. You’ve got proper gimp lips
2.Shut up gimp lips
3.Mate, pass me my gimp lips

by greenh123 April 16, 2023

jik-lip

out of character - not making sense, chatting rubbish

- random things said by a jikko

what's she on about?

i don't know - she's chattin jik-lip again!

by antibac May 27, 2011

Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.

"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"

by Dome luver July 31, 2022