Kyle

A mega card at my high school. Gives dick to every blonde girl.

Kyle is such a chad. His dick is so big

by MFTP, Virginia April 3, 2021

Kyle

A guy who....

-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.

-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime

Me: Dude chill Kyle, it's just a game

Kyle: **Autistic screeching**

by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020

Kylee

Kylee is the definition of a confusing person. she is one minute nice and the other pretty rude. Kylee is very sweet and funny when she is in a good mood but once she is mean oh it’s over. she can be a bitch. don’t be on her bad side cuz she will expose you.

Kylee is very pretty!

by Dominic Overcash December 30, 2022

Kyle

An absolute dick who tries to show off his knowledge but fails miserably.

Kyle: "Did you know that the first 3 digits of Pi are 4.19?"
Girl 1: "You're a fucking idiot."
Teacher: "Yup."

by UrMom74 April 23, 2020

Kyle

the greatest fucking person ever

a real sigma

Kyle is sigma

by deeeeeewious May 8, 2024

Kyle

Smells like poop virgin

Hi kyle

by Lmaooaoao July 17, 2021

Lonesome Kyle

Enjoying a cigar alone, after your friends declined the offer.

Hey man, wanna cigar it up tonight?

Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.

by NotAntonio January 6, 2022