Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse

It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.

For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?

by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017

Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.

I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.

by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 4, 2017

coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

Mirror island

A strip club, private dance room

Mama used to work at mirror island and clap it for my step dads

by Bootayslayer July 30, 2017

bunny island

What a woman/female refers to as going into her soft sheets, (made of bunny fur) and having ravenous intercourse

"Hey baby, take me to bunny island"

by Rhexxy99 September 18, 2017

Long Island Handjob

When you hold your mom's dick while you pee

I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob

by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017

White island

When your master baiting in a bathtub and you cum and the jizz is floating there like a white island

Dude I just took a bath and made a huge white island

by Star wanker03 November 26, 2017