Russian Mudslide

(N) The opposite of a golden shower

“How much do you charge for a golden shower? What about a Russian mudslide?”

by Cassaniti October 20, 2021

russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

russian neckbrace

When an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral sex

Helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until I passed out

by Semper butts July 25, 2017

Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).

Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night

by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 09, 2021

Russian person

A person from russia who can speak with a strong russian accent, probably they are a gopnik, but a good one, you know?

Me- Hey Sasha, how are you?

Sasha/with a strong russian accent/: aim doin greit! I hav bine working on my sitting like a tru gopnik, want to sie?

Me- wow you are a true russian person lol

by ThisPersonIsYinn February 15, 2021