Humans

Humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet -Agent Smith
Humans are stoopid
by ok sure. February 24, 2022
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human brita

Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.

For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.

Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.
Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.
by 01011110 October 4, 2017
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Humanity

"Humanity is a waste of time"
by Kilote February 15, 2021
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Human privilege

The idea that humans have better access to decent quality healthcare and health insurance, have more access to certain cities, towns, counties, and countries, and issues greatly affecting them are prioritized more frequently in political agendas, regardless of the political identity of those in power, than those affecting other species, despite how some of them can negatively impact the health of a large number of people. Hence, being human can at times be a source of privilege.
Karen: My dad had to go to hospital the other day. It took me five to seven minutes to find a hospital to take him to, which surprised me. I wasn't expecting it to take that long to find him a hospital.
Aaron: I glad you were able to find one in time. You're lucky believe it or not. According to what I heard at one point, it can take up to twenty to twenty five minutes to find an animal hospital that is open twenty-four hours a day. A lot of people often don't realize just how much more accessible and high quality the human healthcare system compared to the animal healthcare system. Its a major example of human privilege.
Karen: In that case you are right, I was very lucky.
by Vanguard 1998 March 27, 2021
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Sub-Human

An individual so delusional they stop becoming human. This is an umbrella term for people who make decisions that are cruel or cause more harm to others out of their own selfishness. Often loaded with their own financial, or racial or cultural bias. Turning blind eyes to an obvious reality.
The verdict was made by a sub-human judge out of their own greed to put more money in their pocket.
by Aknownmouse September 8, 2025
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Human

If u were born u r a human
by Jashueo November 20, 2021
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